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Tales From The Funk Dimension

by Swayze & Eliana D'Angelo

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Erebus
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Erebus This is a super fun(ky) record, with warm, sexy vocals, groovy basslines and a killer production. A halloween treat, to put and dance all night long! Favorite track: Succubus of Funk.
Adrian Solis
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Adrian Solis Ok these tunes are so much fun! What an excellent collaboration. If these tunes don't make you move your body then you're truly not with the living Favorite track: Drac's Dance.
Dimi Kaye
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Dimi Kaye Fantastic retro funk that perfectly combines the incredible vocals and funny lyrics of Swayze with the high production and composition values of Eliana.

Succubus of Funk is on repeat for me, it's that good. Favorite track: Succubus of Funk.
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It doesn't matter what you do or what you say She'll come and find you and she'll get you anyway Oh you can run, but you certainly can't hide Because in your dreams you'll feel that groove down deep inside Well I first met her at a party uptown She work a black dress that reached down and licked the ground She thumped the bass it mingled sweetly with the beat And when our eyes locked, I knew there was no retreat. You can go if you wanna go, But if you stay then you outta know, You’re not prepared for what I’m about to show, So tell me boy, do you want some more Because you're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk You're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk Your funky holiness, you're the one that I want Your highness just tell me what you want! Because you're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk You're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk Your funky holiness, you're the one that I want Your highness just tell me what you- Now you can find me in the front row of her shows My parents ask me where it is my money goes She rocks me, flogs me, pins me to the floor I should say no but all I say is more You can go if you wanna go, But if you stay then you outta know, You’re not prepared for what I’m about to show, So tell me boy, do you want some more Because you're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk You're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk Your funky holiness, you're the one that I want Your highness just tell me what you want! Because you're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk You're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk Your funky holiness, you're the one that I want Your highness just tell me what you- Because you're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk You're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk Your funky holiness, you're the one that I want Your highness just tell me what you-
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There is no equation that I simply can't compute Except when with a lady that I think is kind of cute Isotopes and microscopes are all I've ever known So when it comes to dating, I resort to silicone All I ever wanted, all I need Is real flesh and blood to reach out and touch me So I will find some in the ground Put it together... Pull the lever enjoy the show Start her up and watch her go! Whoa! Ah! I will build the perfect girl Whoa! Ah! Combine those parts take her for a whirl Whoa! Ah! I will build the perfect girl Whoa! Ah! I'll get laid and show the world "Master I am here to serve. What is my purpose? You really turn me on. Make love to me." A flaw in my equation that I didn’t see comin’ A slight miscalculation in the making of women Harder to correct than adding more progesterone I want a conversation - all she wants to do is bone. All I ever wanted, all I need Is real flesh and blood to just talk to me I thought I'd found some in the ground I put her together... Can't satisfy her no more So she left me for Igor! Whoa! Ah! I will build the perfect girl Whoa! Ah! Combine those parts take her for a whirl Whoa! Ah! I will build the perfect girl Whoa! Ah! I'll get laid and show the world "Dangnabit! Where'd I put that leg at? Oh here it is. Ok. I'll put that right here, put the arm here. Ooh what color hair? Blonde? Brunette? Redhead?? It's perfect, it's perfect! Ah ha ha! IT's ALIVE! A HA HA!
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Drac's Dance 02:54

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After being trapped in the Funk Dimension for two straight years, Swayze and Eliana D'Angelo are back and ready to share the shit they witnessed!

Each tale will be fraught with intrigue, oddities, and copious sexual innuendos. You should be afraid to miss it.

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released October 29, 2022

Written & Performed by Swayze & Eliana D'Angelo
Produced, Mixed, and Mastered by Eliana D'Angelo

Additional Vocals by Bethany Byrom
Additional Lyrics by Matthew Tucker

Album Art by Wartco

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