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Succubus of Funk
04:11
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It doesn't matter what you do or what you say
She'll come and find you and she'll get you anyway
Oh you can run, but you certainly can't hide
Because in your dreams you'll feel that groove down deep inside
Well I first met her at a party uptown
She work a black dress that reached down and licked the ground
She thumped the bass it mingled sweetly with the beat
And when our eyes locked, I knew there was no retreat.
You can go if you wanna go,
But if you stay then you outta know,
You’re not prepared for what I’m about to show,
So tell me boy, do you want some more
Because you're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk
You're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk
Your funky holiness, you're the one that I want
Your highness just tell me what you want!
Because you're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk
You're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk
Your funky holiness, you're the one that I want
Your highness just tell me what you-
Now you can find me in the front row of her shows
My parents ask me where it is my money goes
She rocks me, flogs me, pins me to the floor
I should say no but all I say is more
You can go if you wanna go,
But if you stay then you outta know,
You’re not prepared for what I’m about to show,
So tell me boy, do you want some more
Because you're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk
You're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk
Your funky holiness, you're the one that I want
Your highness just tell me what you want!
Because you're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk
You're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk
Your funky holiness, you're the one that I want
Your highness just tell me what you-
Because you're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk
You're the Succubus, Succubus of Funk
Your funky holiness, you're the one that I want
Your highness just tell me what you-
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Build The Perfect Girl
03:50
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There is no equation that I simply can't compute
Except when with a lady that I think is kind of cute
Isotopes and microscopes are all I've ever known
So when it comes to dating, I resort to silicone
All I ever wanted, all I need
Is real flesh and blood to reach out and touch me
So I will find some in the ground
Put it together...
Pull the lever enjoy the show
Start her up and watch her go!
Whoa! Ah! I will build the perfect girl
Whoa! Ah! Combine those parts take her for a whirl
Whoa! Ah! I will build the perfect girl
Whoa! Ah! I'll get laid and show the world
"Master I am here to serve. What is my purpose?
You really turn me on. Make love to me."
A flaw in my equation that I didn’t see comin’
A slight miscalculation in the making of women
Harder to correct than adding more progesterone
I want a conversation - all she wants to do is bone.
All I ever wanted, all I need
Is real flesh and blood to just talk to me
I thought I'd found some in the ground
I put her together...
Can't satisfy her no more
So she left me for Igor!
Whoa! Ah! I will build the perfect girl
Whoa! Ah! Combine those parts take her for a whirl
Whoa! Ah! I will build the perfect girl
Whoa! Ah! I'll get laid and show the world
"Dangnabit! Where'd I put that leg at?
Oh here it is. Ok.
I'll put that right here, put the arm here.
Ooh what color hair? Blonde? Brunette? Redhead??
It's perfect, it's perfect! Ah ha ha! IT's ALIVE! A HA HA!
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Drac's Dance
02:54
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