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50 Ways To Kill Your Lover

by Swayze

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Sharpen Your Stakes.

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There’s a killer on my street,
And she’s been hunting me
And I don’t know what I am gonna do

You see, we’ve been going steady
And she’s really into me
And I am really into it too

But lately she stares at me
And she’s gotten a bit bitey
And the new kid down the block has gone missing

So I searched out a man
Who said he had a plan
He said: “Don’t worry. There must be…”

50 Ways to Kill Your Lover
50 Ways she’ll never recover
Now I don’t know much about you brother
But the question ain’t what do do…but rather,
How much do you love her?

She’ll only come out at night,
Says she hates the daylight, (sunlight)
And somehow she knows my blood type

She wont cross the river
And lately she makes me shiver
She says she knows how I’m gonna die

I’ve caught her eyeing my brother, 
And she really hates my mother,
Who never invites her in for supper.

So that’s why I found you, man
You said you had a plan
So please tell me, there must be…”
50 Ways to Kill Your Lover

Just get yourself a cross, Ross
Sharpen up a stake, Jake
Can’t have no mistakes
If we’re gonna get you free
 
Just chop off her head, Jed
But to really make sure she’s dead
Put her in the sun directly 
Then she’ll let you be

Put on some garlic, Rick
But to really make sure it sticks 
A little silver is what you need
If you’re gonna succeed succeed succeed

Find yourself a holy father,
Have him make some holy water,
How many choices do you need?
Just do the deed

I just can’t do it
I’m in love with her, I knew it
Should have pulled the trigger
Before this got any bigger

It’s too late, she’s across from me
And she kisses my neck softly
And says, “Don’t worry, there must be…”

50 Ways to Kill You Lover
50 Ways for you to discover
What eternal life is like brother
Now it’s just me and you forever
‘Cuz now we hunt together

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released October 27, 2023
Music and Lyrics by Swayze
Produced, mixed, and mastered by Shaun Livingston at SPL SoundLabs
Album Art by Buddy Smith
Additional Lyrics by Matthew Tucker and David Motycka

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